Andaz Apna Apna Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film | Dialouges Status

Andaz Apna Apna Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri.

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga.

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam.

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye.

Jab tum Prem se milogi, toh Prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi ... meri premika.

Galti se mistake ho gaya.

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!.

Mere naye pilan ke mutabik.

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main.

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru.

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai.

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain.

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj.

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo.

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai.

Abhe kaika tu yaar ... bhaad mein gaya tera pyar.

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar.

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge ... isse dosti badti hai.

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai.

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja.

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga.

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai.

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega.

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon.

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!.