India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki
Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai
Shaitan ki sabsi badi chaal yeh hai ki woh saamne nahi aata
Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage
Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love
Kabhi kabhi haar aur jeet mein farak karna mushkil ho jaata hai
Jaana sabne khaali haath hi hai ... yeh paisa kisi ke saath nahi jaata ... sab yahin reh jaata hai
Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai
Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai
Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls
Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai
Chup rehna har mulzim ka haq hai ... par chup rehna kisi bhi desh ki police ko achcha nahi lagta
Aaj kal aaise bade sheharo mein jeene ke liye kisi ko jaan se maarne se zyada ... jaan se maarna aana bahut zaroori hai
Kisi bhi cheez ko khud apne aankhon se na dekhne ka sabse bada khatra yahi hota hai ... ke dil aur dimaag usse sach maan leta hai
Sachchai aur nyay ki koi jaat ya paat nahi hoti
Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?
Truth and justice needs no lobby, no politics
The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year
Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners
Truth and justice need no caste, creed or nationality ... let truth and justice prevail
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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