Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai
Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!
Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya
Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath ... lekin apno ka pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath
Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan
Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla
Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de
Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai
Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!
Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega
Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal
Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini
Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai
God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle
Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta
Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree
Hum do jism ek jaan hai ... unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai ... unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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