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A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain... you need a high version!! status is loading...

People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

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कभी कभी तो आप लोग इतनी अच्छी पोस्ट करते हो कि सोचता हूँ ताजमहल के मजदूरों की तरह आपकी की अंगुलिया काट दूँ..

इतना खूबसूरत कैसे मुस्कुरा लेते हो इतना क़ातिल कैसे शर्मा लेते हो , कितनी आसानी से जान ले लेते हो किसी ने सिखाया है या बचपन से ही कमीने हो ?

याद है हम पहले कहाँ मिलते थे ट्रैन रुकी खिड़की खुली नज़रो से नज़रे मिली और आपने कहाँ .

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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.

I'm easy. Are you?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

ou remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

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दोस्ती हर चहरे की मीठी मुस्कान होती है,दोस्ती ही सुख दुख की पहचान होती है,रूठ भी गऐ हम तो दिल पर मत लेना,क्योकी दोस्ती जरा सी नादान होती है..

फाडली छाती आमची तर दिसेल मुर्ती ”भिम बाबा ची” अन कापल्या नसा अमच्या तर उडेल धार “निळया” रक्ताची… जय भिम..