Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film
Shukriya toh gairon ka ada kiya jaata hai ... apno ka nahi
Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee
Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi
Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga
Saatve asmaan ko choone ki koshish karte karte ... yeh main pataal mein pahunch gaya hoon
Sachai aur imaandari ki buniyaad par jhoot aur fareb ka mahal bahut dino tak nahi tik sakta ... woh gir jaata hai
Phatte huye joote ke chedh se us paar dekhoge na, haqeeqat nazar aayegi ... joota bada duniya choti nazar aayegi ... kismat phatke haath mein aa jayegi
Assi tussi piyange lassi
Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande
Yeh duniya banane waala apni hi duniya mein aakar besahara ho gaya ... tu kis khet ki mooli hai?
Sadak pe tamasha karne waala aur dekhne waala ... dono ka taqdeer kharab hai
Aaise naukri kaise milegi bhai ... is ulti duniya ko sar ke bal khade hokar dekhoge toh seedhi nazar aayegi ... apni arzi par wazan nahi rakha, hawa mein udh jayegi
Hindu ko namaskar nahi bolega, Musalman ko salaam nahi karega, Christian ko good morning nahi bolega ... kyun ki apan yahan language ka lafda karne nahi aiyla
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