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Ready Dialogues | Bollywood Action Film

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow

Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... haddiyan todne nahi

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala

Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

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