Kutton ka jhund kitna bhi bada ho ... uske liye ek sher hi kaafi hota hai
Aali re aali ... aata tujhi baari aali
Galat kya hai yeh jaanne se koi farak nahi padta ... galat ko sahi karne se farak padta hai
Police waalon ki na dosti achchi na dushmani ... tune toh dono hi kar li
Meri zarooratein kam hai ... is liye mere zameer mein dum hai
Yeh gaon mera hain aur main is gaon ka Jaikant Shikre
Meri ek awaaz par yeh tera kya karenge ... abhi ke abhi ... patloon toh teri geeli ho gayi hai ... abhi ke abhi ... mujhe chuha bhi toh yeh log tujh kaat dalenge ... abhi ke abhi
Aali re aali ... maajhi baari aali
Tere khaki ki kasam ... khaak mein mila doonga tereko
Bahut kursi kursi karta hai na tu ... is baar tujhe aisi jagah marenge ... ki jitni baar kursi pe behtega hum mein yaad karega
Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai
Joh kanoon todega, main uski haddiyan todonga
Mere saath kuch bhi karneka ... mera ego hurt nahi karneka
Minister log mere peeche aur police log mere jeb mein rehte hain
Is desh ke rajneeti mein system ho na ho ... yahan ke system mein rajneeti zaroor chalta hai
Cockroach marne ke vaaste Baygon nahin mila toh ... Paragon bhi chalta hai
Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi
Ab tu marne se pehle hazaar baar marega
Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo
Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!
Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho
Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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