Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film | Dialouges Status

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai.

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye.

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho.

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli.

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya.

Pehle toh kisi ko chhedo nahi ... aur koi tumko chhede toh usko chhodo nahi.

Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai.

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai.

Hum hai dui-dhari talwar ... aaisan karenge vaar ... zindagi kar denge tohri bekaar.

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up.

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua.

Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya.

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat.

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai.

Duniya mein rehna hai toh kaam kar pyare ... haath jodh sabko salaam kar pyare.

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi.

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele.